1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,959 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,560 Don't look away. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,000 Don't put that on telly! 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,799 Ooh! 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,040 I might just do this all day. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,839 Argh! 7 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,559 This is weird. 8 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,719 It's so tight. 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 10 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,760 Hello! 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,719 Hello! Welcome to Taskmaster, 12 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,159 a show that seeks to take a reputation 13 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,199 and reimagine it. 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,639 Cows are cows, aren't they? 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,959 But imagine a cow being forced to tap dance. 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,479 What is it then? It's not a cow, that's for sure. 17 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,599 So, let us open the shed and chase them into the field. 18 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,719 The farmer has plans for Daisy and her friends, 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:01:00,039 and you'll never drink a glass of milk in the same way again. 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,959 My God, it's hard to keep writing these intros! 21 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,880 LAUGHTER Regardless... 22 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,079 ...please welcome back Amy Gledhill... 23 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,079 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,839 ...Armando Iannucci... 25 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,759 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oooh! 26 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,039 ...Joanna Page... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 27 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:22,199 ...Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani. 28 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,199 And next to me, a man who says 30 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,399 we should go back to a more simple time 31 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,839 when children had manners, 32 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,639 there was a bobby on every street and women were, let's just say, 33 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,599 a little more hirsute downstairs. 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,559 His words. I don't know what he meant, either. 35 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,359 It's little Alex Horne. 36 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Just personal taste. 37 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,159 That's it. 38 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,679 Sorry. I don't want to make eye contact 39 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,879 with anyone in the audience now. OK, good. 40 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,719 Hello, Greg. What's the warm-up chat? 41 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,159 Well, I want to say hello to you, Greg. 42 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,679 And I want to say hello to all my people watching at home. 43 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,759 I see you and you see me, and you like puzzles. 44 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,279 So if you're one of my people, 45 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,719 I'm going to show you a puzzle. 46 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,919 Press pause and then press unpause when you've solved it. 47 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,280 Here we go. Good luck. Not that one. 48 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,679 There we go. That's my bit done, Greg. 49 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,720 Oh, God. Yeah. 50 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,200 Let's crack on with the prize task. 51 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,159 Get this. They've all brought in the best bumpy thing. 52 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,199 Ooh! 53 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,279 Oh. 54 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,519 This, this is a bumpy... 55 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,999 This is a bum-py thi... 56 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,359 Doesn't matter. Um... 57 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,959 But what bumpy thing have they brought in? 58 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,600 He's got a pea under his bum. A bum-PEA. 59 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,879 Well, I'm sure Greg will score this really quickly 60 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,079 and fairly with five points for the best bumpy thing. 61 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,560 So, go on, then, Greg. Go for it, mate. 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,919 Amy, hello. Hello, hello. You all right? 63 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,439 Have you got some bumpy stuff? Yeah. 64 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,359 Can I just ask what hirsute means? Hairy. 65 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,319 Hairy! Mm-hm. Hairy, yeah. OK, that's all right. 66 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,280 Yeah. What did you think it might have meant? 67 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,720 More... 68 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,919 I'm trying to think of a better word for open. 69 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,920 LAUGHTER 70 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,199 You... 71 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,799 But hairy's fine. That's good. 72 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,559 You thought that Alex wanted ladies to be a little more dilated? 73 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,560 LAUGHTER 74 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Yeah. 75 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,479 Ah! Right, Amy, tell me about your bumpy thing. 76 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,159 I have brought... 77 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,160 THEY LAUGH 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,440 It just didn't jump well from the last chat. 79 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:41,839 I have brought in a plane ticket from London to Venice. 80 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,399 Yes, she has. Yeah. Notoriously turbulent flight route. 81 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,479 Here's the ticket. 82 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,559 And if you fly specifically in March, 83 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,719 that's when it's most turbulent, but never too turbulent, 84 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,839 where it's frightening. 85 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,160 It's just a little... 86 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,359 Unfortunately, it's one-way 87 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,319 so you will stay in Venice because I'm not buying you 88 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,759 a return, as well. 89 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,679 I'm genuinely a bit floored. 90 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,559 I didn't expect you to bring a good thing in. 91 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,959 Well done. 92 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,039 Armando, 93 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,279 you can take us down, surely. I'll give it a go. 94 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,079 But I think you'll be surprised. All right. 95 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,279 I thought, "Let's go for something that's already very good, 96 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:19,159 "but maybe not accessible to everyone 97 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,079 "and make it even better by making it bumpy." 98 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,319 It's a Braille menu to an Indian restaurant. 99 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,159 Wow. Here we go. A Braille curry menu. There it is. 100 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,199 There we go. 101 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,879 And of course, the great thing is 102 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,399 if I score that badly, 103 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,279 I will alienate the visually-impaired community. 104 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,599 Exactly. 105 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,960 So, it's... It may not be funny, but it's very clever. 106 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,039 Hello, Joanna. Hello. 107 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,279 I've brought in... 108 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,959 HE LAUGHS 109 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,639 ...Mr Bump. 110 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,280 Here is Joanna's Mr Bump. 111 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,759 Now, I made Mr Bump when I was about 16 112 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,599 in school for an art project. 16!? 113 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,759 Yeah. Wow. 114 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,799 He's on a glass bottle, 115 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,679 which I've painted, and he's made with a papier mache, 116 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,159 very bumpy head. 117 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,399 And my parents have kept him in the shed 118 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,599 at the bottom of their garden ever since I made him. 119 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,279 And it was only recently that I realised how awful that is, 120 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,079 because they're always like, 121 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,879 "Oh, yeah, we got him on the shelf in the shed." 122 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,439 And, "Oh, look, he's still there." 123 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,760 And he's never, ever been in the house. 124 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,319 If you presented that to your parents 125 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,559 when you were 16, I think you should count yourself lucky 126 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,000 that you weren't sent to a boarding school. 127 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,479 Hi, Joel. Hello. 128 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:38,039 I've brought in a picture of my acne-ridden teenage face. 129 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,439 Ooh, no! Ah! Oh! 130 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,639 And if you zoom in to the forehead... 131 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,999 Is that Braille? 132 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,240 That looks like Braille. 133 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,079 I've made the acne Braille, and it says, 134 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,159 "Don't worry, things get easier." 135 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,359 Aw! Aw! 136 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,239 So try scoring that badly. 137 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,039 Very good. 138 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,199 Kumail. 139 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,879 Hi. Hi, there. 140 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,919 What bumpy thing have you brought us? 141 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,919 So, what's a really great bumpy thing to ride? 142 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,719 A r... Ree... ...oller coaster. Roller-coaster. 143 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,879 So, this, I brought in the original plans 144 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,679 for the Cyclone. 145 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,879 It was made in 1927. 146 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,919 So, you see, that's plans for that. And then, there's some... 147 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,239 It says, "Look at the bottom left corner." 148 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,519 Do you want us to look at the bottom left? 149 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,639 And then, go to the bottom left corner. 150 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,279 "You seem lovely. Look at number 12." Number 12? 151 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,479 Go to number 12. Number 12, there, yeah. "You have herpes..." 152 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,119 LAUGHTER 153 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,679 "..see top right." Right. OK, there we go. 154 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,319 "Just kidding, you don't have herpes..." Phew. Right. OK. 155 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,479 "Look under the coaster." Under the coaster. Let's go there. 156 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,919 Yep. There we go. 157 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,399 "It's actually not a big deal to have herpes. 158 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,239 "You shouldn't stigmatise. Turn this over." 159 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,719 And over. 160 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,199 "That was a bumpy ride!" 161 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,919 It was a bumpy ride! 162 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,920 Oh! APPLAUSE 163 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,039 Must be a relief for you, as well. 164 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,240 Yeah. 165 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,759 So, it's a roller-coaster and an emotional roller-coaster. 166 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,160 I got it, yeah. Thank you. 167 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,999 A lot of these are very sensible. Yeah. 168 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,039 Joanna's little project? Oh, thank God. 169 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,280 Right, Joanna, one point. 170 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,079 What's next? I don't know why, the flight to Venice. 171 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,559 No! Yeah. You shouldn't be so tight. 172 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,839 If you'd done a return flight, I'd have been... 173 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,560 It was really expensive! 174 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,479 You've got to speculate to accumulate. Two points. 175 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,239 Two points. Well done, Amy. Shit! 176 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,999 I'm going to go to Armando. 177 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,039 OK. I think he'd forgotten the prize, 178 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,719 and he'd had a curry the night before, 179 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,719 and he brought that in. Three points. 180 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,599 OK, three to Armando. 181 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,719 I actually found your Braille thing absolutely adorable. 182 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,519 I like the idea of you reassuring your teenage self. 183 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,119 It's very sweet. But that... 184 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,319 Oh, I loved all that. Thank you! 185 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,319 Five points to Kumail Nanjiani's emotional roller-coaster. 186 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,439 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 187 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,479 What's first? 188 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,559 Good news, everyone, 189 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,999 because this task is a bit of a turn on. 190 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,800 Oh! Ooh! 191 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,639 Hello, Alex. Joel Patrick Dommett. 192 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,119 Oh, I love the full name. 193 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,079 How do you feel about the table? 194 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,520 The table itself? Hmm. 195 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,760 It's all right. 196 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,960 Solid. Four grand. 197 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,560 Then I'd maybe... 198 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,639 ...expect a bit more. 199 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,799 But I don't know what the task is. 200 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,999 Maybe the table is going to come to life and dance, 201 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,479 and I have to do the same dance moves as the table. 202 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,119 LED party lights? 203 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,239 We know how to party in the UK. 204 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,320 Yeah, with lights? Two of them. Big ones. 205 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,040 Those aren't that big. You should see American lights. 206 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:54,199 Should I open this bad boy? Yes, please, JPD. 207 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,839 Let's have a look. 208 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,999 "Turn on the telly." 209 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,959 "You may not touch the telly. 210 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,279 "Fewest button presses wins." 211 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,680 "Your time starts now." 212 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,159 That's the telly? That's the telly. 213 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,239 Just one telly? Mm-hm. 214 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,999 So, I just turn on the telly, right? 215 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,999 Yes, please, yeah, if you wouldn't mind. 216 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,999 But what's your game here? 217 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,479 What are you up to, Horne? 218 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hmm. 219 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,200 I really enjoyed suspicious Amy. 220 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,319 Shall we see some stuff? 221 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,079 OK, well, Amy and Joanna are first up to take control. 222 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,119 "Fewest button presses?" 223 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,759 OK, well, I want to go straight in for these, 224 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,479 but it's obviously going to be wrong. 225 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,880 "Turn on the telly." 226 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,119 We're going blue, are we? We're blue. 227 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,120 Oh, my gosh! 228 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,560 SHE LAUGHS 229 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,639 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 230 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,719 OK. Did you just turn it off, as well? Thank you. 231 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,839 That's two button presses. OK. Right. 232 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,519 OK. I'm going to go in and try all of them 233 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,120 because it's going to turn something on. 234 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,919 That's not turning anything on. 235 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,320 Oh, and I keep pressing it, don't I? 236 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,999 No, not that one. 237 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,160 Oh! 238 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,199 It's not red. Oh! Oh, that's nice, though. 239 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,520 Right. I'm going to press them all. Right. 240 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,880 Is that an egg? Do I turn it off? 241 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,320 SHE LAUGHS 242 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,080 I've got two batteries and lint. 243 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,959 WHIRRING 244 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,239 That's the printer. Oh, wow! 245 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,119 "You must now also find and eat 246 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,999 "a doughnut before you finish the task." 247 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,839 Is this a doughnut? It was. It was! 248 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,839 "You must now also find and eat a doughnut 249 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,599 "before you finish the task." 250 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,039 Well, it was probably this, wasn't it? 251 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,159 It was that, yeah. 252 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,680 I'm going pink. Pink. 253 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,279 It just did something. Oh! 254 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,919 Oh, my God. Batteries and a duck. 255 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,519 I think you've pressed all the buttons now. 256 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,359 Do you remember what they all did? 257 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,400 Oh, no. 258 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,560 I'm going to do this one again. 259 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,199 It's not doing anything. Oh, for God... 260 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,199 It's absolutely ridiculous. 261 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,799 Gold. 262 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,039 Look! Just look! I don't need to... 263 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,599 Oh! Ahh! 264 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,640 I could have just checked this from the beginning. 265 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,800 Have I done it? 266 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,239 I... SHE GASPS 267 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,159 Oh! 268 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,520 Oh, my God! Did it turn it on? Your telly's on. 269 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,720 Well done. 270 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,119 You say well done... 271 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,719 Yeah, I shouldn't have said well done. Right. 272 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,959 I mean, the technique was actually the same - 273 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,479 no lateral thinking, just keep pressing buttons. 274 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,879 You both noticed the golden one didn't do anything, 275 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,559 but you didn't think that might be a clue? 276 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,239 No. No. No, I thought it was broken. 277 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,399 I thought it was just bad tasking. 278 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,400 THEY LAUGH 279 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,759 "Argh, there's bad tasking in the air today." 280 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,760 LAUGHTER 281 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,679 Joanna pressed 13 buttons in total. 282 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,639 Amy, 21 buttons. 283 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,239 It was not good. 284 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,919 Ah! Right. 285 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,719 You both had a nice doughnut, didn't you? 286 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,039 Yes, that was good. Doughnut was nice. 287 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,959 Yeah, I liked that. I would have it whizzed-up again. 288 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,959 Yeah. Yeah, genuinely, it's really nice. 289 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,359 Do you guys call blending whizzed up? 290 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,399 Yeah, always. That's what you really call it? 291 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,879 Yeah, yeah. They're called whizz-up machines over here. 292 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,319 Yeah, yeah, yeah. LAUGHTER 293 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,559 Elevators are lifts, blenders are whizz-up machines. 294 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,279 Ah, it's confusing over here. 295 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,559 I'll buy you a coffee afterwards at the bubble-bubble shop. 296 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,560 LAUGHTER 297 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,999 We must pause for a break, 298 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,159 and we're going to stretch our legs a little bit. 299 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,439 I'm going to give Alex a little walk. 300 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,919 I like a little walk. 301 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,999 Come on, you! Oh, yes. 302 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Come on! 303 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,560 Welcome back. 304 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,919 Well, well, well, you really did need to go. 305 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,039 Yes. 306 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,999 LAUGHTER 307 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,040 I had... 308 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,079 I had a lot of whizzed-up doughnuts. 309 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,959 He did! 310 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,599 And that's the funniest thing this show's ever done. 311 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,359 It's just the right weight, isn't it? 312 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,200 I think it's so hefty. Just the right weight. 313 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,439 It's so... HE LAUGHS 314 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,639 I like that you picked it up, as well. 315 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,679 Why did you pick it up? 316 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,439 Because I'm your owner. 317 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,480 Oh, thank you. 318 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,560 Hello. 319 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,479 It's part two, and our five adult comedians 320 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,959 are struggling to switch on the telly. Yes. 321 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,759 "Oh, which button is it? 322 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,279 "Which controller? Where's it gone? 323 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,799 "Where are the batteries? What's happening? 324 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,759 "Help me, Alex!" They're pathetic. And now... 325 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,799 LAUGHTER 326 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,120 It's time for Joel-mando Domett-ucci 327 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,559 MACHINE BEEPS 328 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,159 BEEPS 329 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,159 Are you thinking the printer might operate the telly? 330 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,239 Yeah, it made some noises. 331 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,639 Yeah. You did just press two buttons... 332 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,399 Yeah. ..so that counts as your first two button presses. 333 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,959 Oh! 334 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,000 Damn it! 335 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,160 Ah! 336 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,639 Right. Well, that didn't work. 337 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,359 No, you've turned on the bubble and smoke machine. 338 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,999 Oh, I forget what the other one was I did. 339 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,959 Oh, you've done... The bubble machine again, is it? OK. 340 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,279 Oh, right. Literally just done it. That's the... Yeah. 341 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,440 Yeah. Gold. 342 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,359 Right. What happened with the gold one? 343 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,919 I don't know. What happened with the gold one? 344 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,920 What happened with the gold one? I'm not touching it again. 345 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,519 It's down there. 346 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,240 Hello, Joel. You're very much in my area now. 347 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,359 Have you pressed a button? 348 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,759 No, it goes behind the bookcase. It goes behind there. 349 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,719 Right. 350 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,799 Ah! 351 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,760 "You must now also find and eat a doughnut." 352 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,799 Right. If I turn that on... 353 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,319 You think turning the blender on might turn the telly on? 354 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,519 Well, not beyond... No. ...the bounds of possibility. 355 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,719 ORGAN NOTES PLAY 356 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,639 It's a mouse. 357 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,680 What is that? 358 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,759 Is that yours? 359 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,040 I was looking for that. 360 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,239 Just be slightly careful with the wires. 361 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,720 Yeah, you be slightly careful with your attitude. Right. 362 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,719 Well, they're on now. 363 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,720 BLENDER WHIZZES 364 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,839 I knew the printer was something to do with this! 365 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,000 "You must now also find and eat a doughnut." 366 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,160 Ah! So, pink, is it? OK. 367 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,879 ORGAN NOTES PLAY 368 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,079 Ahh! Obviously, this will go nowhere. 369 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:43,400 I found a duck, uh, more fluff, two batteries. Ah. 370 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,120 Found the doughnut, like, really quick. 371 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,199 HE GRUNTS 372 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,399 I have glued them shut. 373 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,640 Yes, you have, haven't you? 374 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,239 HE CLEARS THROAT Ah-ha-ha! 375 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,720 Here we go. Right. 376 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,880 Fucking hell! 377 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,679 Ahh! 378 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,720 Lovely. 379 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,240 Here we go, it's a smoke machine. 380 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,480 HORN BLARES 381 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,840 Ooh! 382 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,480 I put in an extra layer. I put in an extra door. 383 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,600 12 seconds. 384 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:39,959 Come out! 385 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,999 Come on! 386 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Please! BELL DINGS 387 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,719 That was so close! 388 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,720 Let's go pink. 389 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000 Two batteries. 390 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,360 I reckon that's this one. 391 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,399 Yeah! There you go. You figured it out. 392 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400 APPLAUSE Well done. 393 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,719 I'm just enchanted, watching Joel do anything, really, 394 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,759 because he throws himself into it with such glee. 395 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,159 And then every now and again, 396 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,319 I just go, "Oh, my God, he's 40!" 397 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,119 LAUGHTER 398 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,719 Yeah. Mad, isn't it? 399 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,040 I pay a mortgage. 400 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,159 I loved that a hidden compartment pops open, 401 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,239 and Armando goes, 402 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,080 "Well, I don't imagine this will lead us anywhere." 403 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,719 Conserving energy. Lovely. 404 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,919 The difference between us is so fantastic. 405 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,119 I'm like, "Secret compartment?" 406 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,199 I'm like, "Argh!, a secret compartment!" 407 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,640 "I've just won!" "Where does it go?" There's bound to be others!" 408 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,639 Love it. 409 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,719 Yes. Well, look. Armando was the slowest. 410 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,399 But it wasn't about speed. 411 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,239 This is very much a tortoise and hare situation. 412 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,759 He only pressed nine buttons... Mmm. Ooh! 413 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,879 ...which is one fewer than you, Joel. Ten presses. 414 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,320 That's still good. It's not bad for an excitable child. 415 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,279 Yes. Finally, in 2018, he was one of Time Magazine's 416 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,599 100 Most Influential People in the World. 417 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,519 And now, finally, he just might prove why. 418 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,760 It's Kumail. 419 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,360 These are glued shut. 420 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,079 I haven't pressed a button yet. No. 421 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,560 This one's empty, though. 422 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,640 You're pressing the green one. 423 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,679 That's pretty cool. 424 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,999 Press it again, if you really enjoyed it. 425 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,079 I did really enjoy it, 426 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,639 but I'm not going to press it again until I've turned the TV on. 427 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,640 Yeah. 428 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,359 Is it a mistake that this one doesn't have batteries? 429 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,159 We don't make mis... We don't make mistakes. 430 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,199 That was a mistake. 431 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,279 You saying we don't make mistakes, you made a mistake. 432 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,479 We rarely make mistakes. 433 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,120 "We don't make mirstakes!" 434 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,600 Don't look away. 435 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:07,920 Ow. 436 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,760 There's batteries in there. 437 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,400 Oooh! 438 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 439 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,239 That was impressive. 440 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,240 Thank you! 441 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,639 That's how it's done. 442 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,519 I remember that being, like, my best task by far. 443 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,599 I just love that you just used sheer fucking force. 444 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,119 Like, yeargh! You are a real life superhero. 445 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,080 It's so good to be close to you. Yeah! 446 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,239 So great. So, yeah... 447 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,799 So. It was very impressive. 448 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,199 Um, however... 449 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,839 Whoa, no! 450 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,119 Uh-oh! 451 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,399 I do need to show you something else. 452 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,759 The rules did say... 453 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,679 Argh! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 454 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,399 LAUGHTER 455 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,119 ...you may not touch the TV. No ifs, no buts. 456 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,680 Right? Uh-oh. 457 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,800 There's so many wires, guys. 458 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,839 OK. Oh! 459 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840 Oh-oh-oh! 460 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,239 Butt touch. 461 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,799 It was you, Joel. 462 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,359 You were so excited about that video, too. 463 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,439 Oh! I thought it was going to tear you apart, 464 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,119 but it turned out it just tore apart 465 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,080 a person who didn't need tearing apart. 466 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,879 Is that touching? What do you mean? Is it touching? 467 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,879 Touching? Am I not touching someone if I touch them with my bum? 468 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,119 Is that what you're asking? 469 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,279 Well... Because if that's the case, it's party time. 470 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,720 No, no, no, no, no! 471 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,919 Are we disqualifying Joel? 472 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,599 I still found him quite enchanting, 473 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,079 so I will allow him, regardless of how many 474 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,039 times he pressed it, to have one point. 475 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,279 So he goes to the bottom. 476 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,440 Amy and Joanna go up one point. Correct. 477 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,280 Goes to the bottom. That's ironic. 478 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,079 In which case, Amy, you get two points - 23 presses. 479 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,639 Joanna - three points. Armando - four points. 480 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,040 But the winner and five points to Kumail Nanjiani. 481 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,239 Right. May we see the scores? Yes. 482 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,599 Before that I'm going to tell you the series scores 483 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,799 because they're getting tight. 484 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,399 Armando, you're at the bottom with 91, 485 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,479 but Joel's just above you on 93. 486 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,479 Then, very excitingly, Amy and Kumail are both on 105. 487 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,159 Kumail's finally in the top two 488 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,560 and Joanna still on top with 106 points. 489 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,840 Lovely. 490 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,319 And in this episode, Kumail's got a very strong ten points maximum 491 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,079 in first place. 492 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,119 Wow! 493 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,120 Yep. 494 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,079 That is one sweet solo effort, 495 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,479 so I feel like we should see a team task, please. 496 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,719 Sure thing, Greg. 497 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,959 Here's a task right here for you. I do hope you like it. 498 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,799 Atchoo! Bless me. 499 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,080 OK, let's go. 500 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,799 Hello. Oh, hiya. 501 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,679 Joanna and Armando. Yes. 502 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,039 Hello. Hello. Who wants to read it? You read this one. 503 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,559 You read this one. 504 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,959 He's so good at reading lines. 505 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,960 I know! It's so exciting. 506 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,400 Go! Go! 507 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,719 "Have serious fun in the lab without smiling." 508 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,239 Oh! 509 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,399 "One of you must enter on the first whistle, 510 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,359 "the other on the second." 511 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,159 "You must each secretly 512 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,639 "bring something fun with you. 513 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,999 "And you must all leave as soon as the time is up." 514 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,759 "You have two minutes in the lab, 515 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,999 "and the first person must enter the lab in five minutes from now." 516 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,799 So we can't smile at all. And we've got to have fun. 517 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,119 You guys, when I read, "You can't smile," 518 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,159 both of you had the biggest grins on your face. 519 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,199 Let's split up now. 520 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,679 So I will commit to getting something fun from not this room. 521 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,079 Let's go! Bring this with us. 522 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,120 Find a fun thing. 523 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,319 I'm not going to ever smile again. 524 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,120 I'm going to be shit at this. 525 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,079 Hi-lo! 526 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,639 It's amusing Armando. 527 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,240 And this is the really good fun show. 528 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,640 Fine. Oh. 529 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,439 Shall we meet jolly Joanna? 530 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,399 Here's jolly Joanna. Hey! We're having fun, aren't we? 531 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,599 Yeah. Having lots of fun. 532 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:44,159 I find playing and eating sweets really, really good. fun 533 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,159 That's good fun. 534 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,559 Oh, no. HORN HONKS 535 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,999 Can you do that? 536 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,440 Do you know how to...? Hey, guys. 537 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,400 Oh, they're in, they're in. Yep. They're in. 538 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,999 Oh, that was fun. That was fun. 539 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,759 So much fun. That's fun, isn't it? 540 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,840 Oh! 541 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,239 Whoa! That's fun. 542 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,079 Can I have a go on your horn, if you want to go on my Sellotape? 543 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,119 Yeah, sure. 544 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,479 WHISTLE OK, we gotta go. 545 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,520 Thanks, Alex. 546 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,839 Hiya! Oh! Hello. 547 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,519 JOANNA LAUGHS 548 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,479 Oh, God! Please let us not have to sing. 549 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,559 Shall I go in? Yeah. Go in. 550 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,479 Completely revoice this footage to create a dramatic short film. 551 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,119 A dramatic short film. This is what... 552 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,879 This is the hula hoop thing in the face. 553 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,159 Oh, well, this could be a dramatic film very easily. 554 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,479 You must not revoice yourself. 555 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,519 Most dramatic and convincing short film wins. 556 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,599 You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now. 557 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,639 When there's three people... Yeah. Can everyone play someone else? 558 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,439 Yes, mathematically. Does that work? Yes. Yes. 559 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,799 I just, in my head, I was like, 560 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,079 "Well, two people are going to play each other. 561 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,600 "Then there's one person has to be themselves." 562 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,719 How would you suggest that I do your voice? 563 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,679 I mean, just try and do like, a Pakistani guy. 564 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,359 What could go wrong? So what would... 565 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,079 How would that go? Well, now you've given me... 566 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,559 You've given me the go-ahead. Yes, I've given you the go ahead. 567 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,880 We might not show him giving you the go-ahead. 568 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,959 In fact, I insist that you don't. 569 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,439 Yeah. A bit like alien. 570 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,759 We've got to make it dramatic. It could be. 571 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,359 We have to make it dramatic. A monster. 572 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,839 What kind of voice do I do for you? I'm Hull. 573 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,239 Hull? Do you want to try it? 574 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,079 Oolar oop! 575 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,399 OK. 576 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,280 Yeah, a lot, a lot happened. 577 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,319 Wow. Wow. Exciting on lots of levels. 578 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,639 I mean, I wonder who will face the biggest backlash? 579 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,799 Could it be Kumail from the people of Hull, 580 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,040 or might Joel get more problems with all of Pakistan? 581 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,440 A famously laid-back people. 582 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,279 I can't tell whether I'm going to be sort of cancelled 583 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,800 for misplaced accents or how stupid I am with numbers. 584 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,319 Ah yeah, that was incredible, yeah. 585 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,759 Well, Amy must be thrilled because she's taken 586 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,600 a lot of heat off the fact that she can only do one hula hoop. 587 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,360 Shall we see some short films/hate crimes? 588 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,279 Yeah, why not? And I think let's start 589 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,160 off with a team of three. Let's see how they got on. 590 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,520 Erm, I'm looking for my husband. Uh... 591 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,480 Is that from my husband? 592 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,760 Oh, OK. My husband's going to die. 593 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,160 Hey, wife. 594 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,279 This guy is really scaring me. 595 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,680 Room for a little one! 596 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,600 Goddamn this guy. 597 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,599 Watch me save your life. 598 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,479 Oh! 599 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,639 Whoa. 600 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,920 I'll show you what to do. 601 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,999 Round, round! 602 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,359 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! 603 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,560 That's like some of the noises we make on our birthdays. 604 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,799 Hey, look at this. Look at this shiny thing. 605 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,759 Shiny things distracting... distracting me. 606 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,439 Shoot him with the gun. 607 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,759 Maybe I'll get you with this gun that I've got. 608 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,959 No, it's a fucking horn. 609 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,759 Didn't bring your gun? 610 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,320 You didn't bring your gun? Oh, I'll go get my gun. 611 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,759 You two are going to die. I'm going to be back. 612 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,800 You two gonna die. 613 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,359 WHISTLE - That's your time up. - Lovely. 614 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,760 Better than many movies I've seen. And been in. 615 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,280 I don't know what the fuck was going on. 616 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,719 It's the joy of art, isn't it? 617 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,559 It's open to interpretation. 618 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,039 It's subjective. Yeah. 619 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,400 Unfortunately for you, I thought it was shit. 620 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,759 OK, that's it. We're at the halfway point. 621 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,079 Will you go all the way with me? Will you? 622 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,519 Of course you will. How can you resist? 623 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,199 And I've not forgotten you. You'll keep. 624 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,479 Oh, yes. He's saving you till last! Shut up! 625 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,120 APPLAUSE 626 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,599 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 627 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,959 Welcome back to the third part of the show. 628 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,399 And there is a seriously fun task involving lip-syncing. 629 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,719 Yes, the current task involves them 630 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,679 revoicing their own footage from earlier, 631 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,479 but they're not allowed to revoice themselves. 632 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,719 Most dramatic and convincing short film wins. 633 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:05,159 Now for the team of two's turn - it's Joanna and Armando. 634 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,919 Hello. 635 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,159 I have been called here today because I hear 636 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,679 that there might be some alien force in this building. 637 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,039 What is this here? There's a banana. 638 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,199 BABBLING What are you saying? 639 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,239 BABBLING 640 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,639 You're telling me about the alien? An alien? 641 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,039 I've been impregnated by a banana alien. 642 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,039 It might burst out any minute. Oh, my God! 643 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,040 Oh, my. 644 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,639 Oh, no! I can't believe this. I know. 645 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,359 What have you got inside you? 646 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,919 There look like millions of them. 647 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,199 I've got the syringe. I have heard from other people 648 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,839 it is the only way to deal with aliens. 649 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,959 I want to help you. 650 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,759 But the alien in my head is telling me to 651 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,439 put it in my mouth. 652 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,519 Oh, my God. 653 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,679 Oh, that went in. That's horrible. 654 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,359 The alien is making me inject your head now. 655 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,839 Whatever you do, 656 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,319 don't let any aliens come out of your mouth. 657 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:04,079 Oh! Oh! This is the most dramatic thing ever filmed. 658 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,919 What's this? 659 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,319 I want to eat these. 660 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,199 The alien is making me pick up an envelope. 661 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,279 It says, "Whatever you do, 662 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,479 "don't muck about with the stuff in that suitcase 663 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,079 "otherwise the world will blow up." 664 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,239 But I can't help myself. 665 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,239 It's all pretty colours. 666 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,239 Oh, no, you've gone and done it! 667 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,599 I can't help it. They're making me do it. 668 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,039 Everybody get out! 669 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,879 Humanity has been taken over by aliens. 670 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,039 We've got to go! Yeah! 671 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 672 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,439 Right. Well, I'm going to say this off the bat. 673 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,880 I do not like Joanna's voice coming out of Armando's face. 674 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,399 But it was a strong narrative. 675 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,999 And it was dramatic. 676 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,400 It's got to make you three feel bad about your load of shit. 677 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,919 I thought you had clearly defined characters. 678 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,439 A twist at the end, a comment on 679 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,599 the fragility of the human condition. 680 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,840 Yeah. And what about theirs? 681 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,999 What are you giving to people, Greg? 682 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,479 Well, I'm going to give 683 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,240 the team of two five points for a beautiful film. 684 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,999 And what shall I give the other three? 685 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,919 Two feel good? Two for the team of three 686 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,320 and five to the team of two. 687 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,199 Can we squeeze out another task? 688 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,999 Ah, of course we can, Greg. 689 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,360 And bless your little cotton socks. 690 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,839 Ooh! 691 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,880 Oh, my gosh! 692 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,120 Amy! 693 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,519 It's a... 694 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,680 ...crescent of socks. 695 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,840 I guess so. Yeah. 696 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,679 This is fantastic. 697 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,959 How do you arrange yours? 698 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,719 Nothing as extravagant and as beautiful as this. 699 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,959 This is how Greg does it. 700 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,639 OK. 701 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,119 Make the most socks stand up. 702 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,239 You have 15 minutes. 703 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,280 Your time starts now. 704 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,359 What we...? What? And we're off. Stand up? 705 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,679 What, what, what does that entail? 706 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,439 Well, they're lying down at the moment. 707 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,479 Individually or...? 708 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,839 Well, plenty of time, however you want to interpret it, really. 709 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 710 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,759 What I really want to do is just spend 711 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,119 all my time making the pairs right. 712 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,120 Yeah. 713 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,319 Now, with the greatest of respect, 714 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,039 I thought that Joel might struggle with this concept, 715 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,159 but I didn't think it would baffle you. 716 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,559 Yeah. And I said to Alex during it, 717 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,799 "You sort of sound like a remix in it." 718 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,399 She did, yeah. Have you got it? I've got the remix. 719 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,440 What we... What, what, what does that entail? 720 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,280 Gledhill remix. Yeah. 721 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,039 I'm into that. Armando was a bit of 722 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,759 a remix as well, wasn't he? Slightly. 723 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 724 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,879 We should collaborate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah! 725 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,920 What, what, what-what, what? Yeah, yeah. What, what? 726 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,640 We're on at the O2 next summer. 727 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,239 Right, I want to see some people make socks stand up. 728 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,599 I know you do. I know you do. 729 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,879 And it's good news for fans of Amy and Joel, 730 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,040 because now we're going to see Amy and Joel. 731 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,199 What classifies as standing up? 732 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,719 Is that? 733 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,360 Yeah, maybe. Maybe? 734 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,599 Is that standing up? 735 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,639 Sort of floating. 736 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,399 I don't know what it's doing. It might be standing up. 737 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,679 Looks like there's someone on the other side of the hedge. 738 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,119 OK, well, OK. 739 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,319 We're absolutely off to a cracking start. 740 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,679 This is my task. Yeah, they're standing up, I think. 741 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,279 Yeah? You think? 742 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,240 Oh, I need you to be more confident than that. 743 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,840 Urgh! 744 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,599 That is... 745 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,879 That went straight on. 746 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,160 That is fine. 747 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,560 Oh, I just found a good one! 748 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,080 APPLAUSE 749 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,679 What if I got all of these 750 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,719 and told a joke? 751 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,679 So they're doing stand up. 752 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,199 Do you want a microphone? 753 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,720 Is this good? 754 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,479 It's pretty weird. Yeah. OK. 755 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,960 What did the... 756 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,119 ...shoe say to the loud sock? 757 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,359 I don't know. 758 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,999 Put a sock in it! 759 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,079 Oh, dear. 760 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,719 I've just made that up. That's good! 761 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,119 I've got to finish this fence. 762 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,080 One-and-a-half minutes. I gotta finish this fence. 763 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,360 {\an8}They're just standing up, are they? Yes. 764 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,119 WHISTLE 765 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,879 What an ending. 766 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,479 I believe in rights for everyone. 767 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,839 Standing up for people? 768 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,079 WHISTLE Everyone? 769 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,359 Oh! 770 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,639 Oh, not... No! Good... Argh! It's too late now. 771 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,039 Don't put that on telly. 772 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,320 There's a lot left. 773 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,040 Thanks, Joel. See you later. 774 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,039 Yeah. There were a lot left. 775 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,119 Really good though. 776 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,679 I really loved the ambition of sock stand-up. 777 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,719 You want to ride with that? Because I'm going to allow it. 778 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,199 I'll tell you that now. You're allowing that? 779 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,879 Yeah. Yes! It was really great. 780 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,239 This is the happiest I've seen you for the whole show. 781 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,719 Man, it was so fun. But just putting things on things. 782 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,919 Yeah. 783 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,079 Was there one sock in particular that pleased you the most? 784 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,839 Because there was one that you popped on 785 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,799 that pleased me the most. I can't stop thinking about that. 786 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,399 The top of the cactus. Cactus! Oh, my God! 787 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,080 Oh, it slipped on a treat, didn't it? 788 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:14,119 My favourite one was the one that was just poking out of the hedge. 789 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,199 Oh, yeah. Where It looked like a very short 790 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,959 but very well-endowed man was just stood. Yeah! 791 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,159 It was just coming out. Just a lovely angle. 792 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,600 It was just sort of soft lob. Yeah. 793 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,439 Hedge Man wasn't fully ready for action. 794 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,439 If a soft lob counts as standing up 795 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,000 then there's hope for many of us. 796 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,359 Right, well, I guess I should find out. 797 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,359 Are we counting the soft lob? 798 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,839 Well, soft lob is definitely standing. 799 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,799 LAUGHTER 800 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,559 There were 472 socks there in total. 801 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,599 Amy got 280 of those socks up. 802 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,159 Whoa! 803 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,359 With Joel 91 including the lob. 804 00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,759 Wow! 91. 91. 805 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,039 Amy well in front at this stage. Shall we move on? 806 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,199 Yeah. Why not? 807 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,599 And now for a man who is the same age as Brad Pitt. 808 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,120 It's Armando Iannucci. 809 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,920 Got to start with this. OK. 810 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,079 How much time is left? Plenty of time. 811 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,760 12 minutes and 45 seconds. Christ. 812 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,359 I'm sort of thinking, 813 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,240 given the numbers involved here, we need to go at scale. 814 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,039 This will do it. Hang on. 815 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,879 There we go. 816 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,920 Here we go. 817 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,720 {\an8}Well, lovely to meet you. 818 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:41,399 {\an8}Um, what do you think of my, um, standing-up socks? 819 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,240 {\an8}What do you think of those? Pardon? 820 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,039 {\an8}Not... They wouldn't work for you? 821 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,679 Your feet are webbed, aren't they? Yeah. 822 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,719 OK. I mean, to be honest, I've run out of small talk. 823 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,839 There's only so many things you can say to a duck on a chair. 824 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,199 That's your time up, Armando. Thank you very much. 825 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,760 Oh, right. Some tea, I think. 826 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,720 LAUGHTER 827 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,200 Very good! 828 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,479 I was already thrilled before the walk. 829 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:17,039 That's the sort of lateral thinking and creativity 830 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,040 that you can come up with if you're not troubled by full lobs. 831 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,719 Soon someone will win a one-way flight to Venice 832 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,319 and will be able to say, 833 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,239 "I was deported by Amy Gledhill." 834 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,279 We'll see you in a minute. 835 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280 APPLAUSE 836 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,199 Yes, yes! It's the final part of 837 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,079 the show and there's a task that is in need of completing. 838 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,479 Thumbs up emoji. 839 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,639 Yes, they just had to make the most socks stand up. 840 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,079 They've all had a go at it. 841 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,400 Well, Joanna and Kumail haven't, but they will right now. 842 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,959 I'm putting them on myself. That's a good idea. 843 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,799 OK, I'm going to do as many as I can. 844 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,279 Yes. That is three. 845 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,639 Would you say this sock is standing up? 846 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,679 I mean, I don't know. 847 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,479 KUMAIL CHUCKLES 848 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,519 KUMAIL LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY 849 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,639 Woo! 850 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,079 This is what a rake is made for! 851 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,239 This is perfect. 852 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,679 This is horrible. 853 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,279 I don't like this. Right. 854 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,399 Ugh, God. 855 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,239 I'm going to have to start putting some on the other foot. 856 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,960 OK, then. It's starting to hurt a bit. Is it? 857 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,399 KUMAIL CHORTLES Ah! 858 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,719 HE GRUNTS I'm feeling kind of maniacal, 859 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,000 I don't know why. 860 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,599 Right, I can get a load on here, 861 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,879 cos his legs are only thin. 862 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,959 That's a good thought. 863 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,119 Right. OK. 864 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,039 Will you bring me the donkey, please? I'd love to, yeah. 865 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,519 Cos I don't think I can walk. 866 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,400 Thank you. 867 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,960 Let's see what this is like. 868 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,240 I'm just going to give the donkey a go. 869 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,599 Oh, look at that. 870 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,799 Right. Two minutes, ten seconds. 871 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,719 Oh! HE GROANS 872 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,599 I think I might start on my arms. Yeah. 873 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,880 Kumail, there's one minute left. 874 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,120 WHISTLE Wow, that is a triumphant pose, Jo. 875 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,919 KUMAIL LAUGHS Standing up? 876 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,479 Yeah, isn't it? Yeah. 877 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,959 Everything's standing up. APPLAUSE 878 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,400 Really good. APPLAUSE 879 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,559 APPLAUSE Good. 880 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,559 How many socks did she make stand up? 881 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,919 Well, remember, with the soft lob, Joel got 91. 882 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,479 Joanna managed to get 95. 883 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,199 Oh! ALL: Oooh! Not bad. 884 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,519 Now... Now. Kumail. 885 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,919 HE LAUGHS 886 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,399 Well, all I wrote down was, 887 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,559 "Why is Kumail laughing like a cartoon baddie while tidying up?" 888 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,799 LAUGHTER I think, to be honest, 889 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,839 the laughter came when you struck upon the idea 890 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,079 of stuffing a boiler suit full of socks. 891 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,959 It's like a man that's standing up. Yeah, 892 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,279 I like... I like the final image of the man standing up. 893 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,599 Obviously, we'll only be allowing the socks that... 894 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,839 Wait, what? But... but wait, what do you mean... 895 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,919 What... what do you mean? 896 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,039 Boo-ba-boo-ba-boh! 897 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,119 What-what-what-wha? Boo-bah-boh! 898 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,159 LAUGHTER 899 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,879 What-what-wha? Boo-bah-boh! What-what-wha? 900 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,120 LAUGHTER 901 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,759 Um, just checking, are we counting all the ones in the boiler suits? 902 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,919 Yeah, I think... All the ones in the... 903 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,719 I think I am going to allow those. HE CACKLES 904 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,199 In which case I can tell you some points. 905 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,319 Joel, one point, only 91 socks. 906 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,479 Two points to Joanna with 95. 907 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,279 Amy got 280 socks, three points. 908 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,839 Kumail, there were 375 socks standing up 909 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,959 in that boiler suit and the boots, but the winner, 910 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,879 with 472 socks, five points, 911 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,759 it's Armando Iannucci! 912 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,519 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 913 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,159 Very good. Should we have a quick look at the scores? 914 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,639 Yes, it means those sock guys are in first and second place. 915 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,799 Kumail's on 16 points, 916 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,039 but Armando is leading the episode with 17 points. 917 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 918 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,399 Wow! All right, everyone, 919 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,159 please make your way to the stage for the final task on the show! 920 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 921 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,599 Hi there, you hunk! 922 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,279 Oh! Me? LAUGHTER 923 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,480 Who will be reading the task? Joanna Page. Joanna Page. 924 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,399 "Snort, raspberry or whistle 925 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,199 "in the order the Taskmaster desires. 926 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,959 "The task master will give you a number sequence, 927 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,559 "and you must reply immediately with the corresponding noises. 928 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,439 "One equals snort, 929 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,959 "two equals raspberry, 930 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,759 "three equals whistle. 931 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,479 "If you make a mistake, you are out. 932 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,159 "Most successful snort, raspberry, 933 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,519 "and whistle responder wins." 934 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,440 I genuinely cannot whistle. 935 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,879 "Hoot!" will be acceptable. 936 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,039 OK. Are we ready? We're starting off in round one 937 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,039 with a two-digit sequence. 938 00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,079 Amy. 939 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,759 Three, one. 940 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,559 AMY WHISTLES, SNORTS Good. 941 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,639 Armando. Two, three. 942 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,719 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY, ATTEMPTS TO WHISTLE 943 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,279 Hoot... 944 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,519 Looks like you're off the hook. 945 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,999 LAUGHTER 946 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,879 Joanna. Three, three. 947 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,439 SHE WHISTLES WEAKLY TWICE 948 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,000 LAUGHTER 949 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,360 Aw, little baby bird! 950 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,759 Three, two. 951 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,000 HE WHISTLES LOUDLY 952 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,399 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY 953 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,439 Lovely. 954 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,799 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lovely. 955 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,879 Kumail, one, three. 956 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,879 KUMAIL SNORTS Hoo! 957 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,919 OK. So they've all survived. 958 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,839 I think we need to go up to three digits, even. 959 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,039 I agree. OK. 960 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,159 Amy. Two, one, three. 961 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,119 SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY, SNORTS, WHISTLES 962 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,519 Good. Three, two, one. 963 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,599 HE TRIES TO WHISTLE, BLOWS RASPBERRY, SNORTS 964 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,439 LAUGHTER Two, two, one. 965 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,879 SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY TWICE, SNORTS 966 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,119 One, one, three. 967 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,479 HE SNORTS TWICE, WHISTLES 968 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,199 Two, one, three. 969 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,239 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY, SNORTS Hoo! 970 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,159 ALL LAUGH 971 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,439 Three, three, two. 972 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,079 SHE WHISTLES WEAKLY TWICE, BLOWS RASPBERRY 973 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,439 Two, one, three. 974 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,799 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY, SNORTS, WHISTLES 975 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,279 Oh, my God, they're so good! Should we go up to four? 976 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,999 Should we go up to four? We're going to four. 977 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,719 I'm starting with Joanna. Here we go. 978 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,279 Two, two, three, one. 979 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,999 SHE BLOWS TWO RASPBERRIES 980 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,479 SHE WHISTLES, SNORTS 981 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,919 One, one, two, three. 982 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,319 HE SNORTS TWICE, BLOWS RASPBERRY 983 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,719 HE WHISTLES LOUDLY 984 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,359 One, three, two, one. 985 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,959 HE SNORTS, BLOWS AIR 986 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,359 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY, SNORTS 987 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,480 LAUGHTER One, one. Two, three. 988 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,719 SHE SNORTS TWICE, BLOWS RASPBERRY Oh! 989 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,479 It was too long! Too slow. 990 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,039 Amy Gledhill, go to the disqualification bench. 991 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,839 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Right. 992 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,119 So we're on Armando. 993 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,279 Three, three, two, one. 994 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,039 HE WHISTLES TWICE, BLOWS RASPBERRY 995 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,079 HE SNORTS 996 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,159 Two, two, one, three. 997 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,119 SHE BLOWS TWO RASPBERRIES, SNORTS 998 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,359 SHE WHISTLES WEAKLY One, two, three, one. 999 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,279 HE SNORTS, BLOWS RASPBERRY, SNORTS 1000 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,039 - No! - No. ALEX BLOWS WHISTLE 1001 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,479 That's lost, Joel. I'm blowing the whistle! 1002 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,319 We lost Joel Dommett. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1003 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,320 OK. 1004 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,479 Greg, would you like to go up to five-digit sequences? 1005 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,919 Oh, my God, I would. It's a semifinal. 1006 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,119 So we're on to Kumail. 1007 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,879 Five? I'm the first guy to do five? 1008 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,879 You're the first guy ever to do five. 1009 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,719 LAUGHTER 1010 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,679 One, three, two, one, two. 1011 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,039 HE SNORTS Hoot! 1012 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,239 HE SNORTS, BLOWS RASPBERRY ALEX BLOWS WHISTLE 1013 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,719 Afraid not. Now, that should have been a raspberry. 1014 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,239 The third should have been a raspberry. 1015 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,639 It was a raspberry. The snort should have been a raspberry. 1016 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,199 One, one, two, three, two. 1017 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,599 HE SNORTS TWICE, BLOWS RASPBERRY 1018 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,919 HE WHISTLES, BLOWS RASPBERRY 1019 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,599 Correct. Yes! 1020 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,039 One, two, one, three, two. 1021 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,159 SHE SNORTS 1022 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,359 SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY, ALL LAUGH 1023 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,039 We have a winner, everyone. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1024 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,800 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY 1025 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,439 I'll add that to your final scores. Come and join me! 1026 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,000 Mr Armando Iannucci! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1027 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,799 Well! 1028 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,839 Yeah! 1029 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,559 That was an absolute... GREG WHISTLES 1030 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,559 That's a fun task. They were so good at making noises 1031 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,719 in the correct order, weren't they? 1032 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,959 Weren't they! The worst was Amy, but only just. 1033 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,199 I mean, you deserve more than one point, but that's all you get. 1034 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,479 SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY, LAUGHS 1035 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,519 Amy got one, Joel, two, Kumail, three, 1036 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,639 Joanna, four, Armando, five. Which means... 1037 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,479 ...the final scoreboard. 1038 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,959 It's his second victory. At the bottom, Amy and Joel, 1039 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,239 the happy guys on ten points. 1040 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,639 At the top, Armando has got 22 points! 1041 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,959 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1042 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,359 Armando Iannucci wins! 1043 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,999 Please come to the stage to bag your bounty of bumpy things! 1044 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1045 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,120 Subtitles by Red Bee Media